Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma is so fat that when she was on a beach Greenpeace tried to drag her into the sea
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Don King in a headlock
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo Momma's like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
