Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
Which came first the chicken, the egg, or the rooster?
If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens if you put on the headlights?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Did Adam and Eve have navels? (think about it)
Why is it when it says on the computer screen "press any key to continue", people actuall look for the "any key"?!
Why can't Ken or Barbie have nipples but shaven nether regions?! IT'S SO WRONG!
