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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!
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Two palistinian women walking down a road, one turns to the other palistinian woman and says, "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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A young virgin girl is on a train minutes away from crashing. The girl stand up and shouts "does any man here want to make me a woman before i die?!"...one man stand up and replies "ok then," the man strips off and says, "IRON THESE BITCH"
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Why is Colonel Sanders the typical man?
Because all he's interested in are thighs, legs and breasts!
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