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About Me

Here's more than you probably want to know about me...

As most of you know (or as you will find out if you don't know me) is that i lead a hopeful and money filled life with my work of which i am absolutely dedicated to!

At night on weekends (11pm-3am) i go to my office otherwise known as Lime Street Corner, Liverpool. I get a lot of "business" there and my phone is always ringing! Before i start work i hitch up my work uniform and adjust my fishnets ready for a new day! Most people don't agree with what i do (they think i overcharge) but there's bills to pay and 49 kids to feed!
 
Below is my lurv shack!:

A truck; Size=240 pixels wide

 
I have 49 kids and i only know the father of two of them. Their father is my brother Ricky and he chose their names- Betty and Boop (they're twins.) After the first 26 kids i couldn't be bothered remembering anymore names so i call 47 of them "Oi You" and the twins, Betty and Boop.
 I can't remember how many set of triplets i have because i spend most of my days pregnant on the booze. I still got work though, about 78% of my regulars had a fetish for fat women. The fact i had other people inside me made most of them think of it as an orgy.
I had my womb and stuff removed after the last "Oi You" was born. Most of them i think are either selling broken glass and stolen hub caps down the road or learning the family business with some of my friends.

Favorite Stuff

Ok, This little section IS actually about me:

Favorite TV Shows: Jackass, Malcolm in the middle, Friends,Will and Grace & My Family
Favorite Movies: Rainman,Dumb and dumber,Bridget Jones' Diary,Half Baked.
Favorite Music: Usher,112,Boys II Men,Angie Stone
Favorite Book: Adrian mole aged 13 3/4 (classic!)
Favorite Sports Team: Liverpool!
Favorite Food: Chicken and pasta meals and chicken in sweet fruit sauce (chinese)
People I Most Admire: Kathy Burke-Fab actress!

Favorite Quotes

I have very many favourite quotes! I'll keep changing them on here though every so often (when i can be arsed!)

This isn't much of a quote but a couple but better when heard together!:
 
Ross: When i was in the shower..I felt something!
Chandler: Was it like a sneeze but better?!

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